And why would you need to drill a hole to the center of the planet, black holes tend to be very VERY efficient from what I gather. Oh, and I never thought of that one, intersecting your own matter with a whole lot of water can't be good for the digestion. In all, more than the usual insanely bad logical gaffes.

I figure that the universe, being the young rebellious sort of universe, will not like being told what to do ergo we can expect to see...

Kirk drunk in a bar after being beat out by Zap Brannigan for captaincy of the Enterprise.. "They shaid I was gonna be a goddamn hero fuck! *hick!*"

McCoy gets turned into a Santaran bibble-worm the first time he works up the nerve to use a teleport.

And since the universe has a 'dark' sense of humor, the only success story is Uhuru who uses her reputation to break into the recording industry, currently CEO of "Black Hoe" records.