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If I were a dog... Too busy to do this one when everyone else was trying it earlier in the week, so here's my take on it:

( Actual results behind cut )

Horsefest!

Poor 'Tivo is hopelessly in love with an unattainable. His picture is here. This magnificent stallion is named Santiago, and he is a five time national champion Andalusian. The photos don't do him justice. He is silver like moonlight and moves like mercury. He has a great, flowing and wavy mane like a Friesian, and a tail to match, and is an absolute gentleman, patient, obedient, kind, and tolerant of crowds of admirers who just want to say they touched him.

( Review of the Northern Illinois Horsefest )

Fortunately for 'Tivo, even though Santiago is utterly beyond his reach, he has an equally superb mount in his beloved Imperator, who carries him willingly on Tapestries MUCK. Imperator can do everything those Andalusians can do, plus something else: he can really fly, being of the line of Pegasus. He can execute dressage or reining moves with perfect aplomb, and would be able to pull off the show-stopping exit from the arena too, by spreading his wings and flying right over the gate without any need for it to be opened. :) 'Tivo is going to have lovely dreams tonight...