Rain?

[altivo]

The weather radar says it's raining here, but you can't prove it by me. We could use some rain now actually. It's amazing how very dry things get after just a couple of weeks. I hope the torrential rains of June aren't about to give way to total drought. For one thing, that might mean no second cutting of hay, which would be disastrous.

The library sounded like a day care center run amok for most of the day. I'm not sure where all the screaming two year olds came from. Fortunately I could just try to concentrate on reducing the mountain of music CDs I've had sitting on my desk for months. It's almost down to a mole hill now.

New Scientist had a list of alternate first words to replace Armstrong's well-known "One small step..." statement. I found a couple of them all too true:

"One small step for a man, impossible for a woman since none were allowed on this mission..."

"One small step for a man, one giant leap for conspiracy theorists everywhere..."

"One small step ... [crunch] ... Oops, sorry little fella, I didn't see you there..."

Colorado bumper sticker reported by Rhaenpony: "Get real. Do you think your Jesus would buy a gun and vote Republican?"