Confusingly impure...or am I?

[altivo]

Dunno what the percentages are supposed to mean.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	50% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	65.1%
Shamelessness	81% Has yet to see self in mirror	79.3%
Sex Drive	73.7% A fool for love, but not always	77.7%
Straightness	26.8% Done the nasty, but not creatively	44.6%
Gayness	23.2% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	83.8%
Fucking Sick	90.3% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 58.31% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

Comments

[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

Well, the numbers go toward 0% as you add more things you've done.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

If that's the intent, then there appear to be some bugs in the system. These numbers bear only a vague resemblence to what I ticked off. Oh well, who expects these quiz things to actually do anything?

Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[favouritewindow.livejournal.com]

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	65% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	65.1%
Shamelessness	90.5% Has yet to see self in mirror	79.3%
Sex Drive	94.7% The Pope is envious	77.7%
Straightness	94.6% Just go fuck something, okay?	44.6%
Gayness	85.7% Repressed, are we?	83.8%
Fucking Sick	95.6% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 86.96% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

I am...

[favouritewindow.livejournal.com]

I am honoured that the Pope is envious of my near-95% sex drive.

Re: Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Maybe. How old did you say you were? <grin>

Re: Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[favouritewindow.livejournal.com]

Aw, now you're embarrassing me, Altivo Horsey :P (just kidding) :)

Well, it's true, I am not very sexual and I haven't done much compared to most people my age... but with each year that passes, I care less and less.

(I'm 24)...

Re: Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[altivo.livejournal.com]

And wise well beyond your years then. I like that.

The world is full of so many interesting and exciting things, it does seem a terrible waste that we should spend most of our energy on either pursuing sex or resisting it. ;) Life is too short.

Music: Jim Brickman - Picture This (CD I was just cataloging and decided to listen to. Wow. Great casual piano style.)

Re: Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[favouritewindow.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Altivo Horsey.

Nice to hear an opinion other than "Oh, you're wasting all your opportunities ..." Which seems to be a popular theme with certain zoos I know.

Re: Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Well, I won't go into my opinions about "zoo culture" and "zoo attitudes"...

Only you know what is right for you. But the very tiny bits of yourself that you reveal do make me think very highly of you. Since you got you LJ account after I urged you to do it, I'll urge you to go a bit farther and make some entries on your own. I have a very strong hunch that I'd like to hear more from you.

In any case, a safe and happy holiday season to you. While you enjoy summer, think of us freezing by the stove. ;)

Re: Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[favouritewindow.livejournal.com]

Well, I won't go into my opinions about "zoo culture" and "zoo attitudes"...

Actually, I'd be interested in hearing them :P

... I'll urge you to go a bit farther and make some entries on your own.

Perhaps one of these days, but I am a bit worried about being tracked down via the LJ entries. Not that I do anything illegal myself, but I don't want to risk unnecessary exposure.

In any case, a safe and happy holiday season to you.

And to you, and yours:)

While you enjoy summer, think of us freezing by the stove. ;)

Hehe :)

Re: Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Your privacy and security with LJ is about as good as it could be anywhere on the net. The only thing anyone can get is your IP address (which you left me any number of times when you posted anonymously.) I suppose if you're really paranoid about that, you are already using an open proxy or something.

You've left me with the idea that you frequent "talkers" and such, which are inherently less secure than this medium. Same is true for IRC or any of the instant messengers. I do believe in prudence, but I think paranoia is generally too much.

Note too that you can make your journal "friends-only" or filter messages to allow only a selected list of friends to read them. This is something many people do. LiveJournal is based in the United States, where at present you can still discuss just about anything you want except: child pornography, pederasty, or things that might be construed as terrorist intent. Zoophilia isn't even a blip on the national radar here. Heck, we don't even have a good track record on enforcing laws against outright animal cruelty. The government engages in that on a daily basis.

My e-mail works, of course, but I gather you aren't willing to use e-mail.

Re: Wow:)! The Pope would be envious!

[favouritewindow.livejournal.com]

Note too that you can make your journal "friends-only" or filter messages to allow only a selected list of friends to read them.

That's an interesting aspect, I guess that it's not a bad idea as far as it goes, but it's rather against the spirit of LJ, don't you think?

Zoophilia isn't even a blip on the national radar here.

I've heard a few zoo/US horror stories :)! But in general I agree, it probably isn't a huge thing compared to more common and/or sinister crimes, and The Wars on Terror/Drugs/Civil Rights/etc.

Heck, we don't even have a good track record on enforcing laws against outright animal cruelty. The government engages in that on a daily basis.

:( I think this will be true everywhere in the world so long as the majority of people consider animals consumable objects rather than fellow sentient beings.

I've sent you an email, btw :)

[zcoyote.livejournal.com]

I think the higher the score in this case, the less sexual it rates you. Or something...