A year later, who's been commenting?

[altivo]

My LJ is over a year old now. For those interested in the boring statistics, here's the analysis:


Total comments: 852 (0 screened)

1	altivo		320
2	animist		55
3	songdogmi		46
4	chibiabos		42
5	calydor		42
6	favouritewindow		33
7	dakhun		30
8	quickcasey		20
9	murakozi		18
10	Anonymous		18
11	zcoyote		15
12	drelonek		15
13	cats_haven		14
14	hellmutt		13
15	shadowtxhorse		12
16	doco		11
17	1_broken_toy		11
18	zetawoof		10
19	brunbera		10
20	zenicurean		7
21	vakkotaur		6
22	hgryphon		6
23	plushlover		6
24	bariki		6
25	ponytrap		5
26	equiphile		5
27	chakawolf		5
28	captpackrat		5
29	thedarkdruid		5
30	kyhwana		4
31	kaysho		4
32	ducktapeddonkey		3
33	kistaro		3
34	rigelkitty		3
35	duncandahusky		3
36	pokeypony		3
37	mikosquirrel		3
38	xydexx		2
39	ruwhei		2
40	moose_93395		2
41	dasra		2
42	kurtmrufa		2
43	neo_snowfox		2
44	margaras		1
45	felder		1
46	paladin_leopard		1
47	furahi		1
48	sharpclaw		1
49	dogteam		1
50	ruski_zebra		1
51	kaijima		1
52	kahntiger		1
53	quaxo		1
54	delphinelicorne		1
55	evilsibe		1
56	ardennais		1
57	smaf		1
58	toy_dragon		1
59	paws_and_claws		1
60	whiffert		1
61	rhenemet		1
62	kharnak		1
63	the_wabbit		1
64	chrissawyer		1
65	tamdrin		1
66	dragon_punk		1

These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. E-mail mpnolan[at]gmail[dot]com if you find a bug. Original idea from scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard.

Comments

[songdogmi.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm number 3 -- when does my bronze medal arrive? :-)
Happy anniversary!

[altivo.livejournal.com]

When your CD is available?

Seriously, it's been a pleasure having you along. I've enjoyed all our little exchanges.

[songdogmi.livejournal.com]

There is a little problem with the CD at the moment. UPS says they delivered it at 12:28 p.m. on Friday. I was home. There was no doorbell, no knock on the door, nothing. And there was no package anywhere. Wolf was there too; he'll back me up on this. I'm hoping that for some irrational reason it appears on my porch tonight when I get home, otherwise I'll have to convince UPS that even though their computer says it was delivered, it wasn't. I have a headache already.

But on a happier note, it's been very much a pleasure to be a guest in your journal-home. :)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Unlike Federal Express, I have yet to have a bad experience with UPS. *knocks on wood* Notify them and the shipper at once of the discrepancy, and it should be resolved.

Chances are someone pushed the wrong button on that portable computer they use for tracking. But it may have been delivered to the wrong address, or, I suppose, left on your doorstep and someone stole it (unlikely in most areas, but possible I guess.) In the last 25 years and many, many shipments, UPS has lost exactly one box for me. It was replaced promptly at their expense.

[bariki.livejournal.com]

24th - not bad in the short time that we've known each other. ^)^

It's been a pleasure thus far. Your knack for saying the right things has helped a lot, and I'm sure that I'm not the only one to think so.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

I treasure my friends. I try hard to help if I can. Sometimes I can seem like a meddler, I suppose. ;)

[bariki.livejournal.com]

Meddler? No. Like I said, you just have a knack for saying the right things, whether or not we want to hear the right things or not! ^)^

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

Wow indeed! 15th place in such a short time. I must like chatting with ya! *giggle*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

I have enjoyed chatting with you, no question about that. Thanks for hanging around and sharing your sense of humor. :)

(And LJ definitely needs a way to edit comments...)

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

Considering you are one of the few who appreciate my warped sense of humor ... LOL ... Usually just gets me in trouble at work or with friends. Sarcasm is an art ... and darn it, I'm autistic not artistic! *giggle*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Autistic...artistic...statistic...who cares? I just think yer cute. :)

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

Hah! You haven't seen me naked. THAT would fix that "I just think yer cute :)" right up as you run for the nearest exit screaming ...

And BTW, you would be travelling so fast that would mean you were ... drum roll ... wait for it ... ballistic. (Couldnt resist since you were doing the whole -istic thing.) *smirk*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

*sounds klaxon for that one*

But you haven't seen ME naked either so we're even. Anyway, I prefer to explore that aspect tactilely rather than just visually. It's more heuristic. Not to mention simplistic.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

*grins evilly* I'll show you mine if you show me yours! ROFL Or would that be considered too low level linguistic? Perhaps even sadistic or masochistic depending on your point of view.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dunno. Sounds hedonistic to me. Someday we should try it and see.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

Could be a fatalistic response though. We might both scream and run. *g*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Probabilistic analysis suggests otherwise. But I think that exhausted my store of -istics. ;D

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

Should we switch to the fantastics instead? We could always use more antics as well, or possibly even a plastic bombastic mastic that is elastic?

[altivo.livejournal.com]

*throws up hooves in surrender*

You win, you win!

*makes note to challenge you to something other than Scrabble(tm) if the opportunity should ever arise*

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

Ooohhh... Scrabble. *eyes glaze over* Haven't played in years. I'll spot you 100 points because I am such a bad player. *crosses hooves behind his back*

[dakhun.livejournal.com]

I can be a chatty catty. :-)
I haven't run comment stats on my own account in a few months, but I think you're definitely in the top 5, if not the top 3.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

And it's always a pleasure to hear what you have to say.

[chibiabos.livejournal.com]

4 ain't bad, but I'll aim for higher. ;p

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Remember: If you go over the top, it's all downhill on the other side.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

The advantage of being 6' 7" is that as I approach the summit, I can see the nasty downslope ahead and start planning. :)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Not to mention the fact that you can spoon most anyone quite comfortably.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

Darn it, took the wrong fork in the road! Yeah, should've taken the spoon! *giggle*

Ayup, I can wrap myself around most people. Funniest visual is when I used to wrestle, I would pin someone between my legs, hook my ankles together and just squeeze them until they were out of breath. Yay for bike riding thighs! *laughing*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Is that why there is no spoon?

Or is it just because it's dull, and it hurts more?

I adore spooning and being spooned. Alas, at barely six feet, I don't have your advantage.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

*puts on his black suit and matching Matrix glasses and begins speaking slowly* Mr. Altivo, we've been expecting you! *giggle*


Heh. My height either scares the hell out of someone, or fascinates them. Doesn't seem to be a middle ground.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

If I rear up I look taller. :)

Anyway, people who would be scared of you because you're tall are just, um, cowards?

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* If I put boots on I hit 6' 9" ... that tends to be fun. I love the looks on some peoples faces. *evil grin*

Either that or they are trying to get the balls to ask me if I am fully proportional. *snicker*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

trying to get the balls to ask me if I am fully proportional.

Or just to invite you to spoon them. ;)

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

There does appear to be a certain reluctance on the part of many for such a simple request. I think they are worried that spooning leaves them vulnerable to a horsie assault on the rear quarters. LOL

[altivo.livejournal.com]

You may be right, though there are certainly some of us who don't object to such an assault if properly launched. (No, I'm not easy. But gentle and affectionate handling *will* break me down fairly fast.)

*commands his tail to go back down*

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

But what makes you think the horsie isn't more interested in receiving such an assault? o.O? *g*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I assume nothing. This horsie likes nothing better than trading places. ;) Share and share alike.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

This horsie should probably have permanent callouses from spending too much time on his knees to be honest. Never have really gotten into the whole on all fours thing, no matter which side I try.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Tsk. Well, I can't try to persuade you. Myself, I like most variations.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

I've just not had the right playmates I suspect. My current mate is a rather endowed individual, and I've learned to lie very still and let him bang away at my backside. Rather fun. *smirk* But now he wants me to return the favor from time to time, and I'm just not as adept as being a top as I wish I was.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

There's only one answer to that: "Practice makes perfect."

In this case, practicing is fun too. Go for it.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

I wish I was younger at times. Those were the good ole days, when a strong gust of wind would keep me hard ... *g*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Nah, you ain't that old. Wait'll you're my age before complaining. I think you've got some performance anxiety maybe, but it sounds like you have a good mate too. He should be able to help you. :) Jeez, we should be discussing this privately kid. Confidence is learned in this area, though, it really is.

[shadowtxhorse.livejournal.com]

*snort* I'm very open and will discuss damn near anything publically. :) I just may embarass myself and everyone around me in the process though. And I think I just need more practice at it. He and I are both time cramped for the next 2 months, but we are planning a vacation to Disney in Florida for a week, which should give us some quality anti stress time to work with.

[doco.livejournal.com]

Obviously, I don't comment enough. :)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, have some more words. There's plenty to go around.

[doco.livejournal.com]

Well, I prefer quality to quantity. Hence the lack of comments on my part. :)

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

Woo! Top ten! Another year of my frequent unintelligible comments and I'll be gettin the blue ribbon.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Except that in my horse-show we give out lavender ribbons for first. You have been warned. ;D

Unintelligible? Hardly. I've enjoyed every one of them.