Silly meme

[altivo]

You're confuzed!
You poor poor confused little thing... Someone buy
you a map... cuz you're lost... It's not even
safe to say you like people of your own
species... (you freak.) Look deep within
yourself and here the little voice inside of
you... what does it say? Str8? Bi?
Necrophiliacal?
Post-Modern-Industrialistic-Pedastrial?!


What is my sexual orientation?
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Quiz authors who are too narrow-minded to provide appropriate choices are the ones who are confused.

Comments

[leopanthera.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough it got me spot on:

You're Bisexual! You lika da penis and you lika da vagina. Good for
you! You don't care who goes down on you...
People think you are gay and won't admit it or
just plain greedy... (you slut.) But don't mind
them! Vive la difference!!

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

Ha! I got the same thing, some time ago, and I suspect for the same reason. Too many questions either had no right answer, or had two half-right answers, or some such. I choose to consider it to my advantage and that I defy overly simplistic labeling.

[dakhun.livejournal.com]

This quiz is retarded, BTW. ;-)
Why did you pick this one?


You're Gay!
"Homosexuals are gay!" Says it all. When
you were 4 years old you put mr. ducky up your
butt and you liked it... go on... admit it.
Don't forget that "gay" means
"happy"... smile. :)


What is my sexual orientation?
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[altivo.livejournal.com]

Yep, retarded is one way to put it. I tried it out of curiosity, and didn't plan to post it. But the questions and the results were both so stupid and brainless that I posted it just so I could make fun of it.

[thedarkdruid.livejournal.com]

I didnt know anything about half the questions asked. Really stupid meme :)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Hmm. And here I figured the problem was that I'm older than the author. Evidently it's not just that. Good. ;)

[fandt4.livejournal.com]

Oh geez... These quizzes are all dumb, lol... Even if you're one of the possible choices, there's a good chance it's wrong, as proven. XD It called me asexual. o.O Sort of expecting that one.

I will now go develop my own with more relevant questions and more results, I think.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Well, by playing to stereotypes I can force the results in any direction. Except I truly don't get the music question, as so often happens. The only one of those things I even recognize is the Barney theme song. I never heard of the rest. And, as usual, there's not a none of the above choice and you can't just not answer that one. So, as dakhun says and I agree, it's retarded. Or at least, the author is very unimaginative.

[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

"It's not even safe to say you like people of your own species... (you freak.)"

Well, I suppose it got that much correct.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Nah. I'm nowhere near that narrow.

[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

Er... I guess I should be more specific. That's the same result that I got, and I'm referring to how it relates to me, not you.

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

Silliest quiz I've ever seen, I think.

[hellmutt.livejournal.com]

It called me a prude. Only I'm allowed to call me a prude!

Waaah, the retarded pixelgram doesn't liiiike meeee.

In fact, I'm impressed they know asexuality exists, in their "I'll cover up my ignorance or prejudice by pretending to be zany, narf! Oppai!" sort of way, but trying to fit it all on a square? Gruh.

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

At least it insulted you in a remotely acceptable way. It proclaimed me a bisexual.

(Everyone together now: I will not be defined by my crappy taste in music!1!one! Fight the power!)

[hellmutt.livejournal.com]

And especially (alltogethernow)...

Don't label meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeππ2.71828!

[hellmutt.livejournal.com]

P.S. Narf, oppai, zany! ^_^

[bariki.livejournal.com]

Never mind.. apparantly I'm confused as well. Such fun!

Worst. Quiz. Ever.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Well, with zetawoof that makes three of us. Maybe we should start a movement?

Say it loud! We're confused and proud!

[bariki.livejournal.com]

Oops, not signed in. x.x

Actually, I'm not confused about it at all - it's one of the things that I'm most certain of. XD

The problem is merely that I broke the quiz. :P

[altivo.livejournal.com]

You can't break something that was already broken. ;p

We know we aren't confused, but from the slit-eyed pea-brained viewpoint of the quiz author, we are confused because our worldview doesn't coincide with his own. Since he is obviously right, we must be wrong and therefore misled or confused.

Re: Strange test.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. This thing is nearly random I think. You ought to have come out "confused" like Bariki and I did, or else as "bisexual" I think.

Or maybe the author really defined "gay" as "anyone whose tastes and interests don't match mine".

Re: Strange test.

[bariki.livejournal.com]

Perhaps confused should be the description of the author rather than the person taking the test? :P

Re: Strange test.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Well...

1. Being asexual is not sad.

2. You aren't asexual anyway.

3. Sexuality is not properly defined only in terms of actual physical expression. It is also a question of what you feel/want/are interested in, regardless of what you actually do. A celibate priest may still be gay or heterosexual, for instance.

4. I'm a little disturbed that you are keeping score like this. ;P But if we add this up, the cows win. Cows? Good grief, what did Sweden do to you?

Re: Hehehe :)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Actually, there are several people who read my journal who have definite and well-defined views about what asexuality is and what it means. But they are the real asexuals. Something quite different from what we are discussing here.

As for the other thing, well it's not so much a question of disapproval as startlement. The disapproval (or dismay really) is at a different level than that, and you already knew about it.

[pioneer11.livejournal.com]

You're Asexual!
You're not into the whole "sex with other
people" scene. Some might call you a
prude. (PRUDE!!) You just don't have a strong
attraction to either sex really... ... that...
or you just can't get none. :P


(http://quizilla.com/users/MexitalianBoy/quizzes/What%20is%20my%20sexual%20orientation%3F/)


*laughs outloud in rl. He laughs LOUDLY in rl outloud*

Oh I think not. XD

This test, like most of the little quizlets, are usually amusing, but
rarely accurate.