Memory meme with a twist

[altivo]

From songcoyote and I'll probably regret this...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[altivo.livejournal.com]

I'm speechless, truly speechless. I think you won the "IT NEVER COULD HAVE HAPPENED" award for this one.

[songdogmi.livejournal.com]

/* does little happy dance */

I almost added a bit about drinking cheap American beer, but thought that might be overkill.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Or at least made me feel ill. I won't even make beer batter out of cheap American (or Mexican) beer.