Letter meme

[altivo]

Nabbed from songcoyote in response to all those "Dear Santa" letters:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In July, I exposed xydexx to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I sacrificed hellmutt to Cthulhu (500 points). In April, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In September, I rescued quaxo from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very good (665 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
altivo

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Comments

[hgryphon.livejournal.com]

As big a fan of Lovecraft as I am, I refuse to tempt the Great Old Ones more than I already have...

[cats-haven.livejournal.com]

Awww, you didn't like my 'Dear Santa' letter? hehehehehe ;)

[typographer.livejournal.com]

Muahahahahahahahaha!

[songcoyote.livejournal.com]

You get eaten fiiiirst! You get eaten fiiiirst! You get eaten fiiiirst!

And here I am just High Priest. I get to go stark raving bloody howling insane before I get eaten! Won't that be nice?

Light and laughter,
SongCoyote

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Hmm, are you sure you aren't already done and ready-to-eat then?

I keep forgetting that I'm not auto-logged -in at home!

[songcoyote.livejournal.com]

If I'm ready to eat then I'm not quite done, am I? :)

And no, I'm not quite insane, really. Nutty, a little bizarre, and perhaps a tad perverse, but not quite over the edge.

Sometimes that edge seems closer than others, though....

Light and laughter,
SongCoyote

Re: I keep forgetting that I'm not auto-logged -in at home!

[altivo.livejournal.com]

I do that too, but I knew it was you. Your touch is pleasantly distinctive. :)

[songcoyote.livejournal.com]

Ooh! That gave me a little thrill *shivery* Thank you!

*Touches the pony while smiling happily.*

Light and laughter,
SongCoyote

[altivo.livejournal.com]

*pony rocks and arches like a cat begging to be petted*

[songcoyote.livejournal.com]

*Strokes the pony's flank*

Mmmm... such nice muscles.

*Scritches behind the pony's ears*

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Ear scritches get you extra pony smooches. Could be messy. :)

[songcoyote.livejournal.com]

What? Messy smooches? How will I ever survive!

(Coyote licks have been known to follow, and enhance, messy smooches ;)

Light and laughter,
SongCoyote

[altivo.livejournal.com]

*giggle*
We have to stop meeting like this you know. ;9

[songcoyote.livejournal.com]

We do? *blinky-blink* Why? It's so much fun!

Or did you mean we should meet some other way? ( ;9 indeed!)

[dakhun.livejournal.com]

Heh. ;-)
I deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of His servitors. Blah. I'd rather have the spanking that Santa promised. ;-)

Waugh! Soul-rending horrors!

[xydexx.livejournal.com]

But I filled all of Santa's reindeer with helium. HO HO HO!

Re: Waugh! Soul-rending horrors!

[altivo.livejournal.com]

And I spread caltrops all over the roof...

Up on the rooftop, pop, pop, pop!!

I knew you could withstand the soul-rending horrors better than most, since you live so close to Washington DC.

[hellmutt.livejournal.com]

665 - almost...

Also, if you'd just warn me next time before chucking me to tentacle beasts I can dress more appropriately.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Sorry. It was an impromptu, spur of the moment party. Come as you are, you might say. ;P