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Today's For Better or For Worse

Date: 2006-08-15 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkhorseman.livejournal.com
I had a horse in texas that would do that. Also if he got bored during an ice storm when I was told to keep them stalled up he would unlock his stall then let everyone else out. I had to put a padlock on his latch

Date: 2006-08-15 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pioneer11.livejournal.com
*LAUGHS!*

I remember this stallion that was in his own seperate fenced in
area. It was large, but still fenced in.

I'd ride my bike along and he'd run along after me, making hoss
noises. I stopped and looked at him.

He stopped and looked at me.

I rode my bike the other way and he chased me the other way. Pretty
damn good too, seeing as I was on a bike.

I peered.

He blinked.

I went over and petted him and he made hoss noises.

"Your like a big dog aren't you?"

He let loose with the loudest fart I'd ever heard.

Date: 2006-08-15 03:11 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Oooh, yeah, that's a stallion all right. ;p

If they haven't been abused, most of them are smart and friendly. You just want to be very sure you know what you're doing if you get between one and a mare in season. Those particular instincts seem to override in most cases.

The idea that two stallions will kill each other is bosh, though, at least in most cases.

Date: 2006-08-15 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pioneer11.livejournal.com
If I understand it they will /fight/ but usually one stallion has
a whole host of mares so theres plenty to go around.

A not...ah...unwelcome state of affairs.

*^_^*

Date: 2006-08-15 03:58 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha... You may think so, but you should see what a stallion looks like after he's been running loose with half a dozen mares for a couple of months. Usually they look like they are desperate to get away. The mares definitely run the show, and they aren't gentle about it. The poor guy's mane is often ripped out at the roots, and his tail may be pretty wispy too. He's got bite and kick marks all over him. Tired, worn out, short of rest and food, ribs showing... Having seen it a couple of times, I can tell you it doesn't appeal to me. :)

Truth be told, in RP I found much the same thing. The mares ran the show and ran me into the ground.

Date: 2006-08-15 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pioneer11.livejournal.com
So, your saying rp and hoss's and rl are all the same?

@.@

*goes to the library, no mares rip at his mane*

Date: 2006-08-15 08:35 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Something like that. At least, if the mare players know horses. Mine did.

*rubs bite scabs against a tree*

Date: 2006-08-15 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pioneer11.livejournal.com
I need ointment and analgesics...STAT!

*rubs your scabs, gives you good hoss analgesics and
promises not to try and ride you, though he would,
eventually, like you to show him that secret horse
place with all the Oreos and Skittles.*

Yeah, you know the place.

^.~

Date: 2006-08-15 09:39 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (altivo blink)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Umm, I know where there are apple trees. The mares found all the chocolate a long time ago.

Date: 2006-08-15 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] songcoyote.livejournal.com
Nothing like a little tough love ;)

The scenario you describe would certainly appeal to some power-play and/or S&M types, don't you think?

"Hey, I'm surrounded by attractive lovers who beat me (and very well, thank you!) and then have sex with me! Woo hoo! What's a little hair?"

Light nad laughter,
SongCoyote

Date: 2006-08-15 08:32 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
I suppose. I have trouble viewing someone covered with scabs and bruises as happy, though.

Date: 2006-08-15 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pioneer11.livejournal.com
"Tired, worn out, short of rest and food, ribs showing..."

*looks at his ribs, in a tired worn out way*

WAAAH!

*tries to run away but the mare chases him and nips him and
hipbumps him back to his pen. With droop of tail he goes
back.*

She'll never know about my statsh of chocolate.

*its gone*

DOH!

Date: 2006-08-15 09:38 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Oh yeah. The mares can smell chocolate from a mile or two away.

Date: 2006-08-15 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldenstallion.livejournal.com
I guess that I am simply going to have to give up on you guys.

Date: 2006-08-15 08:42 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (pegasus)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Give up on who? What?

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