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I thought today would never end. It was one of the worst, most stressful ones I've had in a long time. I even used bad language more than once. Those who know me will confirm the fact that I'm unlikely to use a four letter word once a month, let alone twice in the same day.

My security in the library job market comes not from my librarian skills (which are top notch, but librarians are not rare) but from the fact that I also know networking and computer stuff. Most libraries have to use a network specialist who is NOT a librarian and therefore doesn't have much talent at integrating the two functions. These days they are tied together very closely. Because I can do both, I'm much more desirable in the job market.

Unfortunately, I have all the usual impatience of the techie with people who don't know which side of the mouse goes up; and this job exposes me to way too much of that. I spent the entire day dealing with computer issues that never should have happened, like the user who complained that our network was down because she couldn't get an internet connection when she plugged in a 10-base-T cable. Not only is that supposed to work (provided the laptop is configured for DHCP) but I had just tested it back in the staff area, so I knew it was working. I told the desk clerk that our network was fine and it must be something about the configuration of the woman's laptop. Typically these users haven't the least clue about their own machine's configuration. Someone else did it for them. I won't touch it, because I'd get blamed for messing it up.

Well, after resolving several more urgent issues so as to avoid being called about them during vacation, I took a laptop out and plugged it in where the user had been when she complained. It worked. Then something occurred to me. We keep a couple of patch cables at the desk and check them out to users like that if they don't have their own. I asked to see the cable she had been using. Yes, it was one of ours. One of the RJ45 connectors was broken. The retainer clip was missing, and it had obviously been stepped on or rolled over with a chair or something. Of course it didn't work. The plug would fall right out if you put it into a jack. Neither the user nor the desk clerk recognized this obvious situation. Grrr. I hate being the technical support guy. I hate explaining the same old things over and over again. "I forgot how to work the scanner. Would you please show me again?" "Why won't this print?" "I can't connect to my favorite porno/chat/music download website." "This won't print." "Why do you limit my time on the computer to one hour? It's not fair." "I can't get this to print." "I forgot my password, could you look it up for me?" (Invariably, they haven't forgotten, they just have caps lock turned on.) "Why won't this file print?" "I brought in my resume on this floppy [holds up something almost unrecognizable, the plastic case cracked, the metal slider ripped off] and your machine says it's not readable. How am I supposed to apply for a job if you don't maintain your equipment." (Turned out that floppy was not only damaged, it was written by a Macintosh running MacOS, so never would have been readable on Intel machines anyway.) Oh and did I mention the number one repeating complaint: "I can't get this to print."

The city is in the throes of a "Veteran Appreciation Weekend" arranged by the mayor. Politicians. I hate 'em. He set it up without telling us, including promises that they could use our parking lot for seating, closing it to traffic and keeping library users from parking there. From noon onward we were swamped with traffic for that, even though the opening ceremonies were to begin right at closing time. The vets wanted to use the library as a staging area, changing into uniforms there, parking their stuff. Seems the mayor told them they could do that too. He had portable toilets brought in and set up in our loading dock area, blocking the access of our delivery vans. My boss did throw a fit about that and make them move the things. There have been dozens of little irritations and a couple of major headaches associated with this event. I'm glad I got to leave at 5 and will not have to do anything more for it. It was hard enough just getting out of my parking spot.

I actually find myself taking some amusement from the fact that it started to drizzle seriously at just about 5 pm, and by the time I got home it was raining fairly hard. Too bad, it rained on Mr. Politico's parade. It does bug me that they manage to glorify wars years after they are ended, and somehow forget how ugly and painful and pointless they really are. All those teenagers (yes, an 18 year old is still a teenager) are dead, Mr. Mayor. They never got to live their lives because of the ambitions and callous attitudes of a handful of sixty or seventy year old politicians on both sides. This is not something to play stirring music about and make great pompous speeches over. It is something to mourn, and something to keep from happening over and over the way it always does as soon as a generation or two have passed and everyone forgets how ugly it all is.

Anyway, fifteen days now without the library. Yahoo. I need 'em.

Date: 2006-08-19 01:30 am (UTC)
ext_185737: (Rex - Well hey there cutie...)
From: [identity profile] corelog.livejournal.com
Oh, such memories this brings back. :) *hugs tight* Like I said...you deserve the holiday, so I hope you enjoy it muchly. I think you will. ;)

Date: 2006-08-19 01:44 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (plushie)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
The hugs are really welcome. Thanks, wuffy. Almost makes up for it. Maybe a few more and I'll forget. XD

Date: 2006-08-19 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ducktapeddonkey.livejournal.com
I must be one of the "most masochistic of readers." *Grin*


....they just have no idea.


I was trying to pick out a quote to reply specifically to. But there were just too many. *smile*

Myself...I can hardly stand to support "engineers". I couldn't imagine playing tech support for John Q, his wife, or any of his kids.

I'm pretty sure I'd get fired from that gig. ;) I bet you give off waves of zen.


I'd say, "Enjoy your holidays". But I figure that's a given. Hopefully they're the most awesome 15 days you've ever had. :)

Date: 2006-08-19 01:52 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (angry rearing)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Actually, most kids are not much of a problem except that they try to get around security and do stuff they know they shouldn't. Certainly they don't ask again and again what "double click" means or how to use the mouse. They do waste a lot of paper printing garbage out, but with our setup, they have to pay for it, and they do.

I'd be tempted to say it's the women who are the worst, but in general that's not true either. Some of them are a pain, but most are at least very apologetic, even when the problem really isn't their fault.

No, the real PITAs are the middle aged men who think they are computer guru first class, even though they know nothing about networks, operating systems, or programming. They are always ready to tell me how it is supposed to work (usually based on the way it works in their office environment, which was set up by someone else to serve a different purpose and using totally different equipment) and that our network is totally useless and deficient. Like "I use Outlook Express to read my e-mail at work, why can't you let me use the same thing here?" Like, maybe because it would download your personal e-mail to the hard disk of our machine for everyone to read and laugh at? Not to mention the fact that our equipment runs Linux, not Windows, and Microsoft doesn't support Outlook Express on that platform?

totally off-topic reply

Date: 2006-08-19 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marzolan.livejournal.com
Your icon rocks!

Date: 2006-08-19 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vimsig.livejournal.com
My icon moves a little faster :O)

Happy Holidays, Librarian Hero [livejournal.com profile] altivo

Date: 2006-08-19 11:00 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (rocking horse)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
True, but his is bigger. ;p

Date: 2006-08-19 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kildoo-lonewolf.livejournal.com
Somebody needs a hug :D

*hugs the stress out horsie*

Date: 2006-08-19 03:13 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (rocking horse)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Mmmm. I'll always take hugs. *hugs back*

Date: 2006-08-19 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] songcoyote.livejournal.com
Snuggles for da pony!

Mmmm... horsie hugs!

Light and laughter,
SongCoyote

Date: 2006-08-19 11:01 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (plushie)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
*cuddles up and doesn't think about anything at all*

Date: 2006-08-19 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kakoukorakos.livejournal.com
Another Adventure of Altivo: Reference Librarian...brought to you by the Society of English Majors.

Date: 2006-08-19 11:01 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (altivo blink)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Eeep. That bad, huh?

Date: 2006-08-19 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kakoukorakos.livejournal.com
I don't know...did you wind up clobbering anyone with an unabridged Webster's, and then have to drag the body down into a storage room?

Date: 2006-08-19 04:31 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Miktar's plushie)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Hmm. Well, I wouldn't hit anyone with a Second edition Unabridged Webster's. They are too precious and becoming scarce. There are occasionally people on whom I wouldn't mind dropping a Third edition, though.

You give me an idea for a mystery novel now. Part of this veteran extravaganza up in Harvard involves World War II battle recreations, for audiences. Lots of blank rifle shells and stuff being fired, I don't doubt. So someone in the battle scene gets shot and falls down. No problem. Except when it's over, he doesn't get up. He was really shot. Now the question is, by whom. I wonder if that has been done yet. With the burgeoning popularity of these battle recreations in the US, not only is it likely the mystery will be written, but the real thing is likely to happen eventually if it hasn't already done so.

Now seriously. Do you think my writing is that elitist or difficult to read?

Date: 2006-08-19 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kakoukorakos.livejournal.com
No, I don't have any difficulty reading your writings. But that's not saying much, because mine tends to skew towards elitist and difficult to read, too. This is at least the case when I'm being serious and methodical about what I'm writing. It's probably because I'm a Classical Languages Major! I think Garrison Keillor needs to work one of those into his literary degree-mocking routines. :D

I'd say go for that plot device too, while there's nothing new under the sun literature-wise, the sky's the limit on innovative character development and putting your own spin on the plot and setting.

Date: 2006-08-19 08:28 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Oh wow, Classical Studies. Yay! You have a degree about as unvalued in America as my own (Religious Studies.) No wonder we tend to think alike. Obviously, as the neocons say, we were both brainwashed and damaged by those liberal arts professors. But at least we are literate, eh?

Date: 2006-08-20 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kakoukorakos.livejournal.com
Yeah, I enjoy being literate! I like to joke that archaeologists are just glorified dumpster divers (as much as they sift through ancient refuse pits), and they got really good practice around town before they got the assignment.

Date: 2006-08-20 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bladehorse.livejournal.com
But dumpster diving is fun! (at least around industrial complexes) And they get poaid a ton o money to sift thru waste too.

Date: 2006-08-20 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kakoukorakos.livejournal.com
I didn't say I didn't go dumpster diving myself ;) Actually, most of my furniture, appliances, floor coverings, and other assorted crap is scavenged. I really can't help myself...

Date: 2006-08-20 04:30 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (rocking horse)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Heh. I remember stories back in probably the early 80s about how archeologists were sifting through the debris in a kitchen well under Abraham Lincoln's former residence in Springfield. They found out what china pattern was preferred by Nancy Todd Lincoln at the time, and learned that the Lincolns ate a lot of chicken.

That in turn reminded me of an article in (I think) Playboy magazine in the 70s where some journalist(?) went around sifting through the garbage cans outside of celebrity houses. Bob Dylan caught him in the act, and said something like "Hey, man! You just don't go through another man's garbage, man."

And of course, we have the stellar example of Indiana Jones. So get out there and find the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail or something. ;p

Date: 2006-08-20 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kakoukorakos.livejournal.com
*If only* archaeology was fun and glamorous like Indiana Jones ;)

I think the most fun thing about digging through ancient garbage pits would be finding broken pottery and piecing it back together.

I've also heard accounts of recent-history archaeologists digging through landfills. That seems markedly less glamorous than even sifting through ancient garbage pits, and probably pretty smelly too.

Date: 2006-08-19 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobowolf.livejournal.com
I read your LJ post, but I couldn't get it to print out.

Politicians always make war out to be glorious; really, it's all about getting killed (or avoiding getting killed). Sure, battle can be glorious if you're not putting your own life on the line or if you happen to be one of the lucky ones that avoids getting killed. Not so great for you if you take a grenade in the chest.

Anyway, happy vacation! No one deserves it more.

Date: 2006-08-19 11:04 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (nosy tess)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Yes, I've been of the considered opinion since the days of Dwight Eisenhower and Nikita Kruschev that we should do away with war entirely by making the politicians and generals fight it out with each other. BARE HANDED, to keep it more interesting. Cage match, I think. It's too easy and too impersonal for them to take thousands of young human beings and use them as weaponry.

The methodology is disgusting too, because it involves brainwashing and distorted information as well as coercion.

Date: 2006-08-19 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calydor.livejournal.com
In the old days, the king would ride at the front of his troops. He would throw himself into battle alongside his soldiers.

Today, the president will dig himself down into a bunker or fly up into the skies to hide from fighting. It's disgusting. It's cowardice.

"Ask not of others what you are not brave enough to do yourself."

Date: 2006-08-19 04:39 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (altivo blink)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Makes sense to me.

I think your vacation was just in time!

Date: 2006-08-19 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bladehorse.livejournal.com
It never seems to fail that when you really wanna escape, the world turns agenst you just to see how much you can really put up with.
As far as the lame questions go, We get them all the time at work. Like how come the locomotive is going backwards? #1 question, like it even matters Which Fn directionm it goes. or What does the steam do? Makes me want to get the steam hose and turn it on them to show them. I dont mind the kids at all, cause they truely dont know, and are curious. but I guesss allot of adults never learned much in all their years. Like as in the case of war. It does seem that they seem to always try to glorify war thru parades and all.I guess they all want to remember the good old days of their friends getting blown away.
Well anyways Altivo, Enjoy your time off Relax and forget about mundane life fur a while:)

Re: I think your vacation was just in time!

Date: 2006-08-19 11:14 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
What does the steam do?

It cooks the engineer's supper, of course. Do you wanna be the main course tonight? ;p I think the industrial uses of steam are probably outside most people's comprehension. Perhaps they always were. They know it works somehow, but they haven't the foggiest notion how and really don't care, just as they don't care about the innards of their television set or, in most cases, their automobile.

Yes, I'm always puzzled by the way in which veterans seem to want to remember a war as if it were the "good old college days" or something. Obviously it's a human psychological defense mechanism that lets the horror fade and leaves only a sense of some great experience. My father was a World War II vet and very much the same personality type I am. He wouldn't talk about it, didn't want to remember it, and remained opposed to virtually every military action taken by the US for the rest of his life. Now that makes more sense to me.

The really bad thing about that selective memory, though, is that it leads to additional military actions. Those veterans who survived and become politicians forget the horrible stuff they are perpetrating, and remember only the so-called glory. Meanwhile, Amvets and the VFW are busy calling everyone who criticizes military action a "traitor" or (used to be) a "communist" mostly as a defense mechanism. After all, if anyone shows that the war was unnecessary or illicit, it diminishes the glory of the thing and also means their friends died in vain. Can't admit that.

Date: 2006-08-19 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avon-deer.livejournal.com
Frustrated cursing? That does not sound like the normal heavy-horse type behaviour. Someone must have really wound you up. I have been there so many times. Its part of the job though. Gotta just let it all wash over you. Enjoy your holiday time. You sound like you need it *deersnugs*.

Date: 2006-08-19 11:16 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Thanks. Yes, I'm better now. Two glasses of wine (excess!) and watching a silly movie helped quite a bit.

Date: 2006-08-19 09:12 am (UTC)
hrrunka: Frowning face from a character sheet by Keihound (kei frown)
From: [personal profile] hrrunka
Ugh. Know the feeling.I wonder how many tech-support calls could be avoided if keyboards didn't have a caps-lock? Nah, users would just find another way to screw up...

Have a good holiday.

Date: 2006-08-19 11:19 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (altivo blink)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Thanks. Yes, the caps lock is something no longer useful really and ought to be removed. I'm tempted to implement one of those keymaps that disables it. Some people still turn it on first thing when they sit down, and do everything in all caps. I've never understood that behavior.

Date: 2006-08-19 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellmutt.livejournal.com
Ewwwwwwwwww. *huggy maneruffle* What a dire last day. They trying to make you dread coming back to work throughout your break or something? :P

Date: 2006-08-19 01:20 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
In theory, they were trying to get me to deal with everything so they wouldn't be trying to call me while I'm gone. I don't put much hope in that.

Date: 2006-08-20 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pioneer11.livejournal.com
*parks far away for Vets Day (being a Vet, no, I won't check
you for rabies)*

I swear like a soldier, but yeah, I was and it stuck, though I
don't around kids. FUCK! The kids moved my shit again!

Sorry.

XD

Always remember, there are six point four billion of us on the
planet now, and you, my wonderful hoss, are the dream of
heaven someone is having right now.

*hands you a little flag to wave*

^_^;

Date: 2006-08-21 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabcat.livejournal.com
Poor horsey, yes dealing with the public is always a problem however I suppose we in the service industry tend to forget that most people are fine to deal with but there's always that one that'll be so painful to deal with that it negates the other 100 or so people that were fine to deal with.

I get my revenge because we charge them more, you on the other hand don't have that luxury :(

I want a holiday too

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