Just for laughs

[altivo]

I needed one after listening to a five hour incredibly boring and stupid meeting over the web.

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The Cultured One 90 Opera Composers, 90 Pasta

Great job! You were able to identify many pastas and many opera composers. This classifies you as a wonderful. And a nerd.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Opera Composers You scored higher than 99% on Pasta

Link: The Pasta or Opera Composer Test written by batedserenity on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

[songdogmi.livejournal.com]

This classifies you as a wonderful.

Um... ok. Does this mean you can join the American Society of Wonderfuls? :)

Five-hour meeting via the web.... I think you could get a Supreme Court ruling saying that's cruel and unusual punishment.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

I think it means that Lawrence Welk was saluting me at the end of each set: "A wunnaful, A wunnaful."

Try the quiz. It's tougher than you might expect. I found myself guessing repeatedly and still don't know which ones I got wrong.

[rigelkitty.livejournal.com]

100 Composers
70 Pasta

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Fusilli? Gemelli? Rigatoni? It's easy to see why people get confused. I am too. They left out my favorite weird pasta shape though: orecchia ("little ears").

[cabcat.livejournal.com]

*feels like some pasta right now and goes foraging for some linguini*

Linguini?

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Wait, isn't he the one who wrote "The Sad Meatball of Toricelli"? Or was that Toricelli who wrote "The Sad Meatball of Linguini"?

Re: Linguini?

[cabcat.livejournal.com]

*hears his stomach gurgle and there's not a meatball or bit of pasta about. His ears droop and his eyes get all large and kitten like looking sad*

No pasta for kitty *bottom lip trembles*

Re: Linguini?

[altivo.livejournal.com]

No pasta here either. How about some home made cheesecake bars? Or maybe some cowboy cookies (oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips and dates in them, don't ask me what that has to do with cowboys.)

Re: Linguini?

[cabcat.livejournal.com]

*chews pathetically on uncooked spaghetti* Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!

Re: Linguini?

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Wait! Aren't you supposed to bat it around for a while first? That's what my cats do.

Re: Linguini?

[cabcat.livejournal.com]

Your cats bat around uncooked spaghetti? What kind of twisted house do you live in! O.O

Re: Linguini?

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Macaroni too when they can get it. Or rotini.

Hey, they're cats raised in a house full of ponies and dogs. What do you expect?

yup i can, tho not 100%

[bladehorse.livejournal.com]

Pasta!!!!!! nummy:)

Re: yup i can, tho not 100%

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Yes, even good old macaroni and cheese. ;p