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Uh, no thanks. Definitely, no.

Colleague asked me this morning to look at something in the men's rest room. She thought maybe it was antifreeze spilled on the floor.

Certainly it was a runny pool of something very green. I wondered if the liquid soap at the sink was green, but no, it's clear.

"My best guess," I offered, "is that it's something like Green River or else Kool-Aid."

Then we noticed that the trickle was either leading to or from the trash basket under the paper towels. I looked inside. Sure enough, junk food wrappers. When pushed aside, there was a Green River bottle upside down in the bottom.

"See how good I am?" I laughed.

"Yeah! You should be on CSI," she said.

[Note for those not familiar with midwestern oddities: Green River is a locally produced soda fountain drink from the early 20th century that is still available in bottles as a carbonated soda. It's flavored with vanilla and natural lime, I think, and is the color of the fluorescein salts used to track leaks in plumbing and sewers. If it doesn't light up under ultraviolet, it should.]

Date: 2009-02-23 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avon-deer.livejournal.com
Oh my goodness! That is pure green!

Date: 2009-02-23 04:36 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
It's somewhere beyond green, in my opinion. Along the lines of Terry Pratchett's magical color octarine, perhaps.

The stuff also tastes as vile as it looks, and I love limes. I seem to recall that it turns your tongue and lips green as well, which probably continues to endear it to boys in the age range of 8 to 10 years. Sales of the goop probably peak on St. Patrick's Day every year, and it seems to materialize magically in shops right about now and then disappear after March 17.

Date: 2009-02-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avon-deer.livejournal.com
My favourite green shade is "Absinthe." :D

Absinthe?

Date: 2009-02-23 04:40 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Miktar's plushie)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
As far as I know, we can't get that here, or at least, not the real thing. There's another obnoxiously green liqueur called, appropriately enough, Chartreuse. It's not bad, but not as green as Green River.

Re: Absinthe?

Date: 2009-02-23 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avon-deer.livejournal.com
The proper stuff (with wormwood extract in it) is illegal here too. The stuff we get is the same, but with the poisons removed. The green is lovely though. If you like aniseed, you'll like absinthe.

Re: Absinthe?

Date: 2009-02-23 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flamekist.livejournal.com
I've been wanting to try it for years. But now that I hear it's anise-flavored, probably not. The only thing licorice-flavored I'll ingest is actual licorice and even then in small amounts.

I'll stick to my Patron tequila.

Re: Absinthe?

Date: 2009-02-23 05:12 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (altivo blink)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
No ouzo? No sambucca? ;p

Re: Absinthe?

Date: 2009-02-23 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flamekist.livejournal.com
>:p
No ouzo, sambucca, and especially no jagermeister!
*bleh* ;)

Re: Absinthe?

Date: 2009-02-23 06:30 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
I'll take yours then. But I'll skip the galliano, that one is really bitter to me.

Re: Absinthe?

Date: 2009-02-23 05:11 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (rocking horse)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
I prefer fennel over anise, though they are certainly similar. I find that anise has a bitter undertone that fennel lacks.

Date: 2009-02-23 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doco.livejournal.com
Ah, the Americas do not know the colouring that goes with woodruff-flavoured drinks. That would've broadened your list of products quite a bit. =)

Date: 2009-02-23 04:37 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (altivo blink)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
I'm familiar with May wine, in fact I rather like it when I can get it, but at least as it arrives over here, it's clear as water.

Date: 2009-02-23 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flamekist.livejournal.com
As I was reading, I was thinking Green River was either a local drink or some sort of cleaning product. It sounds like something I'd like to try to find when I head out west this summer.

Date: 2009-02-23 05:09 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (pegasus)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
In the summer, your best bet is to watch the signs or menus in small lunch counter type restaurants, especially around Chicago or along the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers. I think I've seen it as far afield as Kentucky and Indiana, but that's about it. Sometimes it's a point of pride and they proclaim on the wall, menu, or in the window "Yes! We have Green River."

Mostly, though, it's something you see around St. Patrick's Day and then it goes underground again until the next year. During Prohibition, though, I understand it was almost as popular as CocaCola. When alcohol came back, the Schoenhoefers went back to brewing beer and Green River almost became extinct.

Date: 2009-02-23 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megadog.livejournal.com
The evil in me is thinking you should have reported this to building security as "unidentified chemical-spill - possibly bioterrorism!" and sat back to watch the fun.

Date: 2009-02-23 06:32 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (altivo blink)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Umm, no? We are the building security. And calling in the police would be like the Keystone Kops. Amusing if it happens somewhere else, but not here.

Date: 2009-02-23 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldenstallion.livejournal.com
Whinnyhi.

I find this amusing in that I have not had soda pop in probably thirty years. Well, ok, the occassional Coke for my rum and Coke. But I sure used to suck it all down. Bubble Up. Fresca. Never into Pepsi, Mountain Dew or ... well some Dr Pepper back then sure. I tend to go for water or milk or orange, etc. juices. Natural fruit juices or plain water or milk. Amazing the folks at corner stores buying so much daily. COFFEE! That is my soda pop. Oh, and tea. Oh, and, well gee, guess I also have my favorites, too.

Cold glass of milk is my all time and if there is some Hersheys syrup available, it goes IN. Grin...

Imp the imp

Date: 2009-02-24 02:48 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
*Makes a face at the Hershey's syrup. Mexican chocolate, maybe.*

I really like carbonation, for whatever weird reason. Champagne, sparkling water, carbonated fruit juice, even diet soda. I do agree with those who say that high fructose corn syrups have ruined the taste of sugared soda products. Aside from the possibly bad health effects, the stuff just isn't as good. It lacks the "edge" the real sodas of my childhood had. I still drink soda drinks, but generally the diet varieties only. Dr. Pepper and CocaCola were my faves, but neither one is as good as it used to be now. Having grown up in Michigan, of course, Vernor's is a long time favorite and hard to get when you're outside the state. After the corn sweeteners ruined the soda pop, I drank Perrier or Poland Spring water for several years. Now those are so expensive that I've gone back to the diet soda instead.

As you know, I also like coffee, within limits. And I like tea too, especially iced tea.

Green River is like a good idea gone bad. Lime is one of my favorite flavors, but they overdo it by so much that it starts to really seem like chemicals rather than the real thing. And supposedly it's real oil from lime peels that they use for the flavoring, so they must concentrate it quite a lot. The color is amazing. You almost feel as if drinking it is bound to turn you into Mr. Hyde... or at least, the Incredible Hulk. It looks radioactive and tastes weird enough to be radioactive...

Date: 2009-02-24 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flamekist.livejournal.com
If you can find it, look for Jones Soda. No corn sweeteners, just pure cane sugar.

Date: 2009-02-24 03:42 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
I've heard of Jones but never have I seen it offered for sale except over the internet for incredible prices.

A year ago I had a real CocaCola made with cane sugar (imported from Canada, courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] aerofox) and felt as if I'd fallen through a time warp. There really is a difference, no matter how much the manufacturers claim there is not.

You can get some cane sugar soft drinks here around Passover time (HFCS is not Kosher for Passover, apparently) but the price is double or triple. And I recently saw a press release stating that PepsiCo is going to reintroduce a supply of some of its popular labels made with cane sugar this year, though it wasn't clear whether there would be a premium price (probably) or whether it was a limited time offering. Unfortunately, Pepsi is too dull and sweet even made with cane sugar...

Date: 2009-02-24 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rustitobuck.livejournal.com
I love Green River. I used to drink the powdered mix in college. In a clear plastic tumbler, it looked radioactive.

Date: 2009-02-24 02:51 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (pegasus)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Obviously, you grew up around here. XD

I agree, it looks like it should be radioactive and glow in the dark. Do you suppose Green River made you into a furry? Now there's a thought. We should survey the locals and see. If it had turned you green like Bruce Banner's alter ego, though, I'd not find you quite so attractive. And besides, it's not easy being green, as we've been told. *ducks and runs*

Date: 2009-02-24 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captpackrat.livejournal.com
I've never seen Green River as a beverage, but I keep seeing it at the local drug stores' soda fountains as a flavor for their floats/shakes. I asked what it was, and they said it was lime and vanilla, which I thought was weird. Tasted pretty good (as an ice cream float, at least).

Date: 2009-02-24 09:52 am (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Same syrup. To make the soda, you just mix the syrup with carbonated water, as with most of the original soda fountain drinks. I don't know where you could find an old fashioned soda fountain around here any more, but that's how the product was originally distributed.

Date: 2009-02-25 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabcat.livejournal.com
Given a lot of CSI is crap I must agree with your unwillingness to join CSI.

Date: 2009-02-25 01:02 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (pegasus)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
Precisely. I'm too good for them. ;p

Date: 2009-02-26 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabcat.livejournal.com
Horsie that is a given :P

Date: 2009-02-25 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabcat.livejournal.com
Excellent deduction Mr Paffs :)

Date: 2009-02-25 01:02 pm (UTC)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (plushie)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
And I didn't step in it either. Or taste it to to make sure... XD

Date: 2009-02-26 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabcat.livejournal.com
Ewww I should hope not.
From: [identity profile] gabrielhorse.livejournal.com
CSI is the on par with Law and Order as one of the most judgemental, stereotypical "how America views things" shows on television. I'd rather watch an hour of any two shows on Fox back-to-back than sit through one episode :)
ext_39907: The Clydesdale Librarian (Default)
From: [identity profile] altivo.livejournal.com
I haven't seen much of it, because I just don't watch television. Someone lent me the infamous "furry" episode on tape once, so I've seen that. And I've been exposed to other episodes when visiting people. Based on what I've seen, I agree with your assessment. Like most of television, it is tabloid entertainment. That is to say, it feeds the audience what they already want to see and believe, and just pretends that it is real enough to give them an appetite for more. "Whatever sells" is the motto of the media.
From: [identity profile] gabrielhorse.livejournal.com
*chuckles* I resisted watching it for the longest time, but eventually curiousity and a desire to confirm my suspicions made me overcome my self-defensive mechanisms and watch episodes from several different versions, all of which sucked. The "detectives" always act so self-righteous towards the person who committed the crime regardless of how they managed to uncover the "truth", which is usually by some convenient mistake or happenstance. Yes, "tabloid entertainment" indeed- thanks for spelling it out. I couldn't be more in agreement with you on this topic ^_^ Have a carrot- if you can guess what the mircoscopic grooves on it mean... :P

Date: 2009-02-28 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saythename.livejournal.com
From now on I'm calling you Grissom.

XD

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