"You should be on CSI"
Feb. 23rd, 2009 10:18 amUh, no thanks. Definitely, no.
Colleague asked me this morning to look at something in the men's rest room. She thought maybe it was antifreeze spilled on the floor.
Certainly it was a runny pool of something very green. I wondered if the liquid soap at the sink was green, but no, it's clear.
"My best guess," I offered, "is that it's something like Green River or else Kool-Aid."
Then we noticed that the trickle was either leading to or from the trash basket under the paper towels. I looked inside. Sure enough, junk food wrappers. When pushed aside, there was a Green River bottle upside down in the bottom.
"See how good I am?" I laughed.
"Yeah! You should be on CSI," she said.
[Note for those not familiar with midwestern oddities: Green River is a locally produced soda fountain drink from the early 20th century that is still available in bottles as a carbonated soda. It's flavored with vanilla and natural lime, I think, and is the color of the fluorescein salts used to track leaks in plumbing and sewers. If it doesn't light up under ultraviolet, it should.]
Colleague asked me this morning to look at something in the men's rest room. She thought maybe it was antifreeze spilled on the floor.
Certainly it was a runny pool of something very green. I wondered if the liquid soap at the sink was green, but no, it's clear.
"My best guess," I offered, "is that it's something like Green River or else Kool-Aid."
Then we noticed that the trickle was either leading to or from the trash basket under the paper towels. I looked inside. Sure enough, junk food wrappers. When pushed aside, there was a Green River bottle upside down in the bottom.
"See how good I am?" I laughed.
"Yeah! You should be on CSI," she said.
[Note for those not familiar with midwestern oddities: Green River is a locally produced soda fountain drink from the early 20th century that is still available in bottles as a carbonated soda. It's flavored with vanilla and natural lime, I think, and is the color of the fluorescein salts used to track leaks in plumbing and sewers. If it doesn't light up under ultraviolet, it should.]
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Date: 2009-02-23 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-23 04:36 pm (UTC)The stuff also tastes as vile as it looks, and I love limes. I seem to recall that it turns your tongue and lips green as well, which probably continues to endear it to boys in the age range of 8 to 10 years. Sales of the goop probably peak on St. Patrick's Day every year, and it seems to materialize magically in shops right about now and then disappear after March 17.
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Date: 2009-02-23 04:38 pm (UTC)Absinthe?
Date: 2009-02-23 04:40 pm (UTC)Re: Absinthe?
Date: 2009-02-23 04:42 pm (UTC)Re: Absinthe?
Date: 2009-02-23 04:53 pm (UTC)I'll stick to my Patron tequila.
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Date: 2009-02-23 05:12 pm (UTC)Re: Absinthe?
Date: 2009-02-23 05:50 pm (UTC)No ouzo, sambucca, and especially no jagermeister!
*bleh* ;)
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Date: 2009-02-23 06:30 pm (UTC)Re: Absinthe?
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Date: 2009-02-23 05:09 pm (UTC)Mostly, though, it's something you see around St. Patrick's Day and then it goes underground again until the next year. During Prohibition, though, I understand it was almost as popular as CocaCola. When alcohol came back, the Schoenhoefers went back to brewing beer and Green River almost became extinct.
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Date: 2009-02-23 11:11 pm (UTC)I find this amusing in that I have not had soda pop in probably thirty years. Well, ok, the occassional Coke for my rum and Coke. But I sure used to suck it all down. Bubble Up. Fresca. Never into Pepsi, Mountain Dew or ... well some Dr Pepper back then sure. I tend to go for water or milk or orange, etc. juices. Natural fruit juices or plain water or milk. Amazing the folks at corner stores buying so much daily. COFFEE! That is my soda pop. Oh, and tea. Oh, and, well gee, guess I also have my favorites, too.
Cold glass of milk is my all time and if there is some Hersheys syrup available, it goes IN. Grin...
Imp the imp
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Date: 2009-02-24 02:48 am (UTC)I really like carbonation, for whatever weird reason. Champagne, sparkling water, carbonated fruit juice, even diet soda. I do agree with those who say that high fructose corn syrups have ruined the taste of sugared soda products. Aside from the possibly bad health effects, the stuff just isn't as good. It lacks the "edge" the real sodas of my childhood had. I still drink soda drinks, but generally the diet varieties only. Dr. Pepper and CocaCola were my faves, but neither one is as good as it used to be now. Having grown up in Michigan, of course, Vernor's is a long time favorite and hard to get when you're outside the state. After the corn sweeteners ruined the soda pop, I drank Perrier or Poland Spring water for several years. Now those are so expensive that I've gone back to the diet soda instead.
As you know, I also like coffee, within limits. And I like tea too, especially iced tea.
Green River is like a good idea gone bad. Lime is one of my favorite flavors, but they overdo it by so much that it starts to really seem like chemicals rather than the real thing. And supposedly it's real oil from lime peels that they use for the flavoring, so they must concentrate it quite a lot. The color is amazing. You almost feel as if drinking it is bound to turn you into Mr. Hyde... or at least, the Incredible Hulk. It looks radioactive and tastes weird enough to be radioactive...
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Date: 2009-02-24 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-24 03:42 pm (UTC)A year ago I had a real CocaCola made with cane sugar (imported from Canada, courtesy of
You can get some cane sugar soft drinks here around Passover time (HFCS is not Kosher for Passover, apparently) but the price is double or triple. And I recently saw a press release stating that PepsiCo is going to reintroduce a supply of some of its popular labels made with cane sugar this year, though it wasn't clear whether there would be a premium price (probably) or whether it was a limited time offering. Unfortunately, Pepsi is too dull and sweet even made with cane sugar...
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Date: 2009-02-24 12:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-24 02:51 am (UTC)I agree, it looks like it should be radioactive and glow in the dark. Do you suppose Green River made you into a furry? Now there's a thought. We should survey the locals and see. If it had turned you green like Bruce Banner's alter ego, though, I'd not find you quite so attractive. And besides, it's not easy being green, as we've been told. *ducks and runs*
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Date: 2009-02-26 08:34 am (UTC)Not in a hurry to solve murders based on unbelieveable luck & coincedence?
Date: 2009-02-25 01:36 pm (UTC)Re: Not in a hurry to solve murders based on unbelieveable luck & coincedence?
Date: 2009-02-25 02:06 pm (UTC)Re: Not in a hurry to solve murders based on unbelieveable luck & coincedence?
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Date: 2009-02-28 02:27 am (UTC)XD