A Furry Achievement Score of 340

[altivo]

Lifted from Swift Fox:

- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgment!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")

"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Yes

"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No

"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes

"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes (On FurRag, the furry writing site)

"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes (Chris Sawyer)

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes (Miktar)

"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No

"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes (Unless I go back 20 years to count)

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes.

"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes (LiveJournal alone does that)

"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes (Not a ton of it, but yes)

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yep

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: No (Darn it)

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes

"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes

"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes

"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: No

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: No

"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: No

"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? Yes

"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No

"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes, yes for 10 (Should have extra points for the original: FurryMuck, Tapestries)

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: No

"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No

"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: No

"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Yes, for 10

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: No (I don't tag anyone)

Comments

[hrrunka]

Hehe. ;) I think, at a pinch, I'd scrape into three digits...

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Remember to ignore the clever titles and answer the actual questions. ;p

[hrrunka]

Well, answering with an "unsure=yes" approach still gets only 13 non-zero answers and a score of 160... ;)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Unsure? *grins* Most of these are hardly candidates for a "don't know" response. Either you did or you didn't. ;p

[hrrunka]

Indeed. The only ones that fell into "unsure" territory were the "used the word" and "t-shirt" ones, and that's mainly for memory recall reasons...

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. First the memory goes, then your fur starts to fall out. ;p

[hrrunka]

...or maybe the other way round. ;)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Well if that's the case, then the fur loss might be leading to reduced shielding from cosmic rays, thus exposing your brain to damage...

Does anyone make tinfoil hats with ear holes?

[hellmutt.livejournal.com]

Haha. Someday I'll draw you some gift art.

[altivo.livejournal.com]

You did once. Here it is:

http://profusion.hellhound.net/messages/25/443.gif

[hellmutt.livejournal.com]

Goodness, so I did! Good memory. I meant some proper gift art, though. ;)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Actually I had to do a little hunting, mostly because I know it's stored on my machine at home but I'm at work now. But I did remember the image and the context. Apples and weaving. ;p

[hellmutt.livejournal.com]

I suppose it isn't the worst thing I've drawn with a mouse... ;)

[mondhasen.livejournal.com]

Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.

...and just how many partners can one fit into one fursuit simultaneously? Or maybe that's a fursuite? ;o)

*sigh* I scored poorly; I don't travel, and I don't post to listed sites. Still, I scored :o)

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah, that seems to be badly worded. I don't really believe that fursuits are all that comfortable or convenient for such activities, despite all the talk you hear about it.

[cabcat.livejournal.com]

Frightfully witty :D